I haven’t posted anything in a month because I was very busy feeling sorry for myself. I had bad pain in two lower molars (due to the fracture and infection of old root-canaled teeth) which resulted in extractions and bone grafts which resulted in EVEN WORSE pain for a few weeks.
It’s better now. I am, of course, missing two molars, which means I can only chew on one side of my mouth and it takes me an hour to eat a salad, but the pain is gone! And I am able to pay for the whole procedure, for which I am extremely grateful.
But, oh my God, the pain after the surgery was brutal. I guess a lot of nerves got severed, so even on the maximum dosage of pain medicine, I had shooting pains across my jaw. And my sutured gums where my molars used to be were intensely uncomfortable.
For two weeks I was basically just existing until the pain and discomfort diminished. The only things that soothed me were:
1. Online shopping
2. The Netflix series “The World’s Most Extraordinary Homes”
3. The mystery novels of M.M. Kaye and Carola Dunn
4. Draeger’s deli mashed potatoes
One night when the pain was especially bad, I examined all of the 573 sale items on the Coldwater Creek website. A fun thing I discovered during my spate of online shopping was the number of “pajamas” that look like daytime clothes. See if you can tell which of my current garments were originally marketed as sleepwear!
The Netflix series is fun to watch mostly because the two fifty-something hosts (a man and woman who are both married to other people) are clearly having A BLAST touring houses together. Caroline and Piers, I wish I had a platonic friendship as strong as yours.
I first read the mystery novels of M.M. Kaye as a young woman. I began reading them again because one of her novels is set in post-war Berlin (Death in Berlin) and I read it while doing research for my September trip.
The novels are extremely formulaic, which was just what I wanted while I was in pain. They each feature an exotic location, an intrepid young woman, a mysterious death, and a rugged but honest confirmed bachelor who helps the young woman figure things out, while reluctantly falling in love with her.
The novels of Carola Dunn also feature an intrepid heroine, Daisy Dalrymple, who lives in London in the 1920s. Daisy is an “honorable” who was raised on an English estate but who, for reasons that I cannot remember, now has to earn her living writing profiles of the landed gentry.
Every time Daisy ventures out to an estate, someone dies, so you’d think that after a while no one would invite her to stay?
I <might> have lost weight during my weeks of pain, but I did not, mostly because early in my convalescence I discovered the Draeger’s Supermarket mashed potatoes. They are magical mashed potatoes. I went back for them so often that the deli guy would see me approach and just go stand by the mashed potatoes.
The mashed potatoes soothed me during a rough time, but I realize I cannot keep eating them. I am pretty sure that their deliciousness is due to their being at least half butter and cream by volume.
I went to see my oral surgeon this week and he told me that my gums look “beautiful”. I was so pleased. He also said, “You can have a glass of wine with dinner now!” I said, “Dr. Lakha, that ship sailed weeks ago.” He looked a little nonplussed. But I think all the bourbon I swished over my gums fought off infection and helped me achieve my beautiful gums.